| While watching Escape from Planet of the Apes, I thought,... |
[May. 9th, 2008|02:28 pm] |
What a great of new movies:
Planet of the Raccoons,
Beneath the Planet of the Raccoons
Escape from Planet of the Raccoons
Conquest of the Planet of the Raccoons
and finally
Battle for the Planet of the Raccoons
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Raccoon"!! |
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Too easily distracted by shinies... although that would be very befitting of worshiping the Omega device.
I never knew about that. I always missed this movie for one reason or another. Now I am seeing it.
Yeah, I can see the Raccoons doing that.
Now does this movie lead into the Omega Man?? I think that is a Charleston Heston Movie right?? I am sure it doesn't but Hollywood has done cheesier stuff. :)
At least it is proof that we WILL be taking over.
"Damn them, They Destroyed it all! Damn them to hell"
Yep it fits right in.
So I guess you won't be endorsing the new Guardians of the Galaxy book? :)
is there any other kind??
Oh and to answer your question. No.
Anyone who has comic that protrays a raccoon in any other light than that light are truly in is nothing more then Yellow Journalism!!
Now they will have to make the cheesy/sleezy pornographic spin offs!
The first being a soft core flick shown on pay cable stations:
Planet of the foxes
Then the hard core flick - oral based (like deep throat):
Beneath the foxes of the planet
Then the BDSM flick
No escapses for the foxes on this planet
A Hardcore prison porn flick:
Conquest of the planet of the foxes
Lastly the ultra-cheesy pic that springs forth for netwrok tv and stars a southern cougar we all know and love:
Battle for lawn chairs on the planet of the foxes
That is all for now...
Edited at 2008-05-09 08:30 pm (UTC)
That would be for Calamity Cougar, He is the one who does not like Foxes.
I am the one, Jugular Jaguar who has been trying to educate the masses of the dangers of raccoons. This is a bit before your time long, long time ago at a furry con far, far away.
And then Roger Corman would have to make "Battle Beyond the Planet of the Raccoons."
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/90385962/128704) | From: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) pogo101
2008-05-09 09:42 pm (UTC)
And then there's the fact that Resident Evil took place in Raccoon City | (Link)
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Who can forget these classics of cinema? 
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/9763857/811765) | From: jugularjaguar
2008-05-09 09:59 pm (UTC)
Re: And then there's the fact that Resident Evil took place in Raccoon City | (Link)
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You know I have never touched that movie. How does any city call itself
Raccoon City??? Must have had the liberals in charge back then I guess????
| From: pogo101
2008-05-10 01:59 am (UTC)
Re: And then there's the fact that Resident Evil took place in Raccoon City | (Link)
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![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/72030454/7948929) | From: aiden_raccoon
2008-05-10 04:27 pm (UTC)
Re: And then there's the fact that Resident Evil took place in Raccoon City | (Link)
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The weirdest thing about Raccoon City is that I could swear that I read somewhere that it was supposed to be in Missouri, but I don't know where I heard that.
How about a movie involving a heroic raccoon and an evil villen cat? Cats are naturally evil in the animal kingdom!
I could totally see JJ hanging from a net yelling, "Take your stinking paws off of me, you damn dirty coons!!!"
I would say, "Paw me off, you damn sexy raccoon !" | |
